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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 23:51
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
With a marketing degree, can I do a master’s in film production?
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Freaks and Cheeks
June 1 — and dramatically reduced buyout — arrives for Bill Belichick - NBC Sports
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Unacceptable again!
PS5 has a huge price advantage over Xbox and Switch 2 right now - Eurogamer
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Titan's Atmosphere 'Wobbles Like a Gyroscope' – And No One Knows Why - ScienceAlert
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Can you share summer photos? Day 8
Then came..
Loons and Moons
No way
South Africa’s emotional WTC triumph: Proteas win first major cricket trophy in 27 years - AP News
share office space ...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
What celebrity do you admire the most?
They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Still no good.